Servo: "Holy hamdingers, Ash-man, I think we finally got the system to broadcast."

Ash: "Ha! Gimme that other microphone, gumball-baby, and why don't we get this show on the road, huh?"

Servo: "Yes, your magnificent chin-ness. Right away."

There is a slight pause before a trumpet fanfare... distinctly out of tune.

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